Mystical Powers Turns Guy Into Ladyman

The man at the antique store warned me about this puzzle, but I just figured that he was replete of shit, and decided to try and unlock it. Of course it was to my surprise that when I did, it brought me to another world, where I was being held slave by the Elf God, Oberon. I thought I was dreaming, until Oberon turned me from a normal beau to a huge…
Here dreams turn into real actions